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एक बाबा किसी महफ़िल में गए। वहां सब उनका मजाक उड़ाने लगे। बाबा ने कहा , ” देखो हम फ़क़ीर लोग हैं , हमारा मज़ाक न उड़ाए। लोग खूब हंसे। अचानक उन सबको दिखना बंद हो गया। यानि वे अंधे हो गए। वो सब बाबा के कदमों में गिर गए ; ” बोले बाबा जी हमें माफ़ कर दो।” बाबा जी ने जूता उतारा और सबके एक-एक मारा और बोले ; ” कमीनों लाइट चली गई , कोई जेनरेटर ऑन करो मुझे भी दिखाई नहीं दे रहा है। “ What's More3 JokesFeku No.1Husband or Wife ?Einstein’s Eyes : DYKwar of the wearables,smartwatch?Chidiya The post Baba appeared first on What Khabar . from WordPress http://www.whatkhabar.com/baba/ via IFTTT

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joke of the day ………हा हा हा हा हा हा …. Santa Singh Interview Ke Liye Gayaa. Naukri Already Boss Ke Saaley Ko Mil Chuki Thi. Par Formality Ke Liye Interview zaruri Thaa. Isliye Aise Sawaal Puchey Jaa Rahey Thay Jinkaa Koi Matlab Nahin Thaa. Santa Ki Baari Aayi… Interviewer : Aap Nadi Ke Beech Ek Boat Par Ho Aur Aapke Paas 2 Cigarettes Ke Alaawaa Kuch Bhi Nahin Hai. Aapko 1 cigarette Jalaani Hai. ? Kaise Jalaaogey ? … Santa Singh Very Serious. … Sir Iske 3-4 Solutions Ho Sakte Hai… , , , Interviewer Shocked Lekin Bolaa Bataao. ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ Santa Ke Out Of The World Answers: ↓ Take one cigarette and throw it in the Water. ☆ So the boat will become LIGHTER…….. using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette ▼ Interviewer:- Kya Bakwaas Hai… ▼ ▼ Santa’s another deadly answer. ↓…. ↓…. ↓…. ↓…. ↓… Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win… you can light the cigarette ☆ ☆ Interviewer:-St upid ↓ ↓ Santa :- Sir one more Solution…....

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A lion was getting married and all animals attended the wedding. Every animal stood a distance and wished then lion. A mouse came and climbed to the stage and extended his hand to wish the lion. The lion roared in rage and said how dare are you to come up the stage? Even the tiger is maintaining distance and you climbed the stage. The mouse replied and after listening to that the lion fainted. What would have the mouse said ??? Any guess??? The mouse sad “Oh shut up buddy, even I was lion before marriage”  What's MorePhulkari InformationWedding Suit3 JokesPlatformWife ChahiyeSher Kitney Bache hai :) The post I was Lion before marriage appeared first on What Khabar . from WordPress http://www.whatkhabar.com/i-was-lion-before-marriage/ via IFTTT

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